如果登徒子真是好色之人,怎么会娶一个姿容难看的丑女为妻?

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如果一个美女走在街上,迎风摆柳,穿着很省布料,男人多半要多盯几眼,吹声口哨,不济地还掉口水,美女肯定会骂人,放到古代,这种人就是“登徒子”。

但“登徒子”真不是好色之辈,而且娶的还是丑女,跟诸葛亮的老婆黄阿丑有的一拼。

但“登徒子”又怎么成了好色之人了,说起来很搞笑,是宋玉拿起笔反击,从而让“登徒子”千古留名,说起来就是个冤冤相报的故事!

登徒子,复姓登徒,战国时期楚国人,楚国大臣,专管人事。

如果登徒子真是好色之人,怎么会娶一个姿容难看的丑女为妻?

不管是因为嫉妒宋玉,还是听闻了宋玉的风流韵事,登徒子对宋玉风评不好,所以对楚王说宋玉是个美男子,能说会道,又是个好色之人,千万不要任宋玉出入后宫,不然绿帽子一顶顶,楚王可以由春戴到冬,从夜戴到天明。

宋玉听说了,很怒火,大笔挥就一词赋《登徒子好色赋》,反击登徒子。

自夸邻家有阿妹,容貌如天仙,身段象狐狸精,美得别的女人都惨不忍睹,而这个阿妹爬了三年墙头给宋玉抛媚眼,而他一点不动心,要象柳下惠一样洁白无尘,要象岳不群一样武功盖世。

如果登徒子真是好色之人,怎么会娶一个姿容难看的丑女为妻?

话锋一转,提到正主登徒子了,那说的惨象,怎一个惨字了得!

登徒子太好色了,连一个残废女人都不放过!

登徒子的老婆,不梳头发不洗脸,又矮又丑还驼背,招风耳,兔子唇,两排狗牙把肉啃,左一瘸右一拐,疥疾和痔疮一起来!

最可怕的是,登徒子还要跟这样的丑女生孩子,生了一个还不够,一生连生五个,这登徒子该好色到多么地丧心病狂!

如果登徒子真是好色之人,怎么会娶一个姿容难看的丑女为妻?

我去,宋玉把我写恶心了!一开始还把我带沟里,后来琢磨不对劲了。

登徒子作为楚国大臣,有权有钱,娶个丑妻就当是寒窗学子时无奈之举,至少有个人暖被窝;可官场得意之后,纳几个如花似玉的妾完全没问题,谁还不想对美弹弹琴,说个爱啥的,偏偏守着一个丑老婆生一堆孩子!

这是好色吗?这是古男子专情好吧!贫贱之知不可忘,糟糠之妻不下堂,登徒子完全就是好男人的典范,时代男人的凯模!

宋玉,你赋写得虽好,但把登徒子写差了!

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