民间故事《谈婚论嫁》

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谈婚论嫁

几个朋友雅聚,席间,大家推杯论盏,彼此交流着,这个说,今天生意挺顺挺好,早早就“刹做”(民间俗语,完工的意思)了;那个说,今个费事不小,挣了几张(大红版);只有“顽石”不时做鸡啄米状,唯唯诺诺。哎,顽石,光点头说话耶,平常话一打开,谁也挡不住,今咋了?洛梦问道。不咋也咋,妻侄今年指愰(俗语,计划)过事哩,这不,一大早孩他舅就打上门来叫给张罗个钱。今年过事要多订婚礼焉?几个人不约而同地问道。一动不动,万紫千红,顽石喝了半杯酒嗫嚅着。“一动”是说家里得有车,“不动”是说家里得有楼,“万紫千红”是说一万张五十元,一千张一百元,这样算起来,上百万了。早几年,城里就兴起来了,这么快就到咱们乡下了。关键是有几家一下子拿出那么多钱呀!顽石用舌头舔了一下嘴唇,补充道,看来,这事不好办,大舅一直想退婚哩。

可嫑,想法设法也得给孩子过事。洛梦打着手势,俺村一家,头一年儿子订婚礼差两千,结果散了;第二年价更高,家里给张罗了就差一千多,又崩套了;第三年,订婚礼翻了两番,大人这下怕了,赶紧找亲朋好友借钱,求爷爷告奶奶,这总算把儿子的婚结了。后来有人问主家:后悔啵?主家不悦道:嘛也讲该着。其实,主家后悔不迭,还是第一个媳妇中意。这就是,早知如此,何必当初。

小猫说,只是现在觉得和第三个凑合不下去了,认为和第一个估计能凑合。

可不是咋的,当初主家手头紧,没法;后来行情见涨,主家还是无奈,最后还是被逼无奈。

嫣然说,相亲嘛,原本就没有感情基础。一个绰号叫老猪的说,那女的也不真喜欢他,不然她也能悄悄找两千块帮他垫上。洛梦说,农村里有几个带着感情去的,大都是媒妁之言,只不过是婚后谈恋爱罢了。嫣然斜了一眼老猪说,你这话真好,我爱听,只是主家还只是在梦中呢!

老闷笑着说,没感情只能谈钱,不能怪人家,这是检验诚意最有效的办法。

芳菲说,没看到网上好多谈了三年恋爱的姑娘,嫁给了相亲三天的人。小猫感叹,对!烈火试真金,真金试人心。谈了三年也不一定是真爱呀,当初凑合谈,三年没找到下家罢了。洛梦嘴里吃着菜,还不时插话,在俺们这,婚姻说深点,就是买卖交易,打个不恰当比喻,你一看猪价涨了,你离了吃不沾气,你心疼也得买,不买不占,儿子和你怄气,哭着闹着要媳妇。嫣然一笑,要媳妇自己去赚钱。洛梦说,有一家给儿子张罗媳妇,俩家给说媒的,一家大闺女要钱多,另一家带着一个孩子要一千六,主家掂量掂量,还是便宜上算,于是给儿子商量。儿子面壁考量,心潮澎湃,两眼直冒火,最后不甘心地低头服软,只因家库资金短缺。

嫣然笑出来声,想起我们这,以前听过一个开三轮车的男人,和女方处对象,应该是还在了解阶段,后来女方妈妈病了,请他搭去医院,他居然收车费,人家问他原因,他说谁知道以后能不能成,怕吃亏。

老猪说,就这点眼界,不黄才怪。老闷捂着肚子笑道,一千六,买一送一了。洛梦说,你总算挠到根上了,买一赠一,在村里,乱七八糟的事情多了去了,一言难尽啊!难尽一言。最后,你不服也得服了,不服不行呀!洛梦说,近日还有专门想找带孩子的娘们,为嘛焉?想日后换位呢。你说怪哉不怪哉,奇葩不奇葩,垃圾不垃圾?幸亏天意让这家穷,男的不正干。

顽石苦笑道,世界之大,无奇不有。洛梦说,地域性原创性故事在民间,这些人自觉不自觉演绎着人生,在滚滚红尘中,卑微地生存着,或陋室两间,或嗜酒如命,或光棍被除,或流浪天涯,或……最后留下了一地鸡毛,任尔东南西北风,了无影踪。小猫竖起大拇指,直视洛梦道,高,梦哥实在是高!洛梦与哥几个碰了一杯酒,喟然长叹,一壶浊酒喜相逢,古今多少事,都付笑谈中。几个人一致认为,眼下的事情过于真实,会不会说咱们在说闲话呢!

只有顽石脸上佯做笑状,细巴获(观看之意),顽石眼窝里竟盈溢着泪水。

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