谁会讲小三分家的故事?

撩妹情话 分手挽回 2021-02-22 10:03:16 9 0 小三故事
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从前,有一对夫妻,生有三个儿子,其中老大已成年娶了媳妇儿。一家人日出而作,日入而息,勤劳节俭,生活富裕、和睦而幸福。天有不测风云,老俩口先后永远合上了双眼。在埋葬了双亲的当天,老大就迫不及待地提出分家,老二和小三说听大哥的。老大说那好,咱们根据每人对家庭的贡献多少来分配:北屋三间,水好水田三亩,驴骡各一匹,归我;配房两间,旱地两亩,牛羊各一头,归老二;牲口棚一间,旋尖地一块归,鸡狗各一只归小三。就这样了!老二、小三只得依从,一家人就此告别了集体生活,分门另过。小三儿精心喂养着那只狗和鸡,心里琢磨着自己的日子怎么过。春天到了,老大驾着高骡大马去耕耘,老二套着老牛去种地,剩下小三没牲口用,只好套上黑狗出了门。那块旋尖地成三角型,因耕作不便已荒芜数年,杂草没人,就是牛马拉起犁来也费劲,别说一只狗了。直把人和狗全都累得气喘吁吁,小三急得火烧火燎。正在此时,一个富人马着大洋马走过来,笑道:“奇、奇、奇,自古没见过狗犁地”,还要拿自己的马换这条狗。小三与狗朝夕相处,结下了深厚感情,可舍不得换。就说:“我可不换,这狗是个宝贝,不但能犁地,打一鞭还能满天窜呢”。“什么?如果真能那样,我就把这匹马送给你”。小三儿心里话,坏了,这下可露馅了。但没办法,只好硬着头皮,鞭子一甩,“驾……”声音未落,只听“嗷”的一声大叫,那黑狗拔地而起,直入云端,如雄鹰翱翔天空。那人叫了声好,当场就把马缰绳递过来,一眨眼不见了。小三儿只好牵着马回了家。老大看见了很惊奇,问,那来的?当得知事情的经过后,满脸堆笑:“三弟,明儿你用我的马,我用你的狗”。小三儿愉快地答应了。第二天天刚亮,老大就套上黑狗来到了地里,一边拼命抽打着狗耕地,一边向路的那头张望。终于,又有一个人骑着高头大马徐徐走来。见到狗犁地,十分惊奇,说:“你这狗好玩,咱们换换好吗?”。老大心中大喜,表面上却把头摇得像拨浪鼓,“我这可是神狗,能上天入地,腾云驾雾,你一匹马我可不换”。骑马人笑笑说:“如果真能上天入地,我再搭上这一整袋元宝,如何?”“一言为定!”说罢,老大吐了一口吐沫,卯足全身力气,挥鞭向狗抽去。“啪”,一鞭下去,狗猛地一哆嗦,没动。啪!啪!又两鞭下去,狗身上流出了血,但还是一动没动。老大整个脸通红,扭曲的变了样儿,用尽全身力气一鞭一鞭往死里打,直到黑狗命丧黄泉。随后,在地头柳树下刨了个浅坑,草草把狗埋了。小三干活回来家叫不应黑狗,就去问大哥。老大没好手的说:“死了!”“怎么死的?”“不听话打死了!”“死在哪儿了?”“埋在地头柳树下了”,小三发疯似地向地里跑去,在柳树下拼命地挖,终于看到了惨死多时的那只黑狗。“哇”一声大哭起来,“你死得好惨啊,都都怪我啊,把你借给大哥,都怪我--”,直哭得死去活来,天昏地暗。许久以后,才渐渐缓过劲来,想从地下站起来。不想一个趔趄,撞到树上,只听得哗啦一下,掉下一堆元宝!这时,彷佛一个声音徐徐传来,“拿回去吧,这是黑狗的一番心意!”迷迷糊糊中,他带回了这些元宝。这一切,都被老大偷偷看到了。晚饭后,他一个人悄悄来到柳树下,装腔作势,伏地大哭。起身时,又故意用头撞了一下柳树,只听得“哗啦”一声,他心中大喜,急忙仰头张望,却是一片狗尿浇了下来,洒了他满头满身满嘴。“他妈的,整老子啊”,老大恶狠狠地说着,将柳树拦腰折断。等小三儿发现柳树失踪时,就四处打问,谁折了我的柳树?当听说它早已被老大填到灶火里时,心如刀绞,拿起一根棍子扑向灶屋,在灶堂里拨拉来拨拉去地寻找,可灶堂里除了灰还是灰,哪里有柳树的踪影?正在绝望之时,突然,一粒豆子跳了出来,焦黄焦黄的,就捏起放到嘴里,一遍遍地嚼着。一会儿,放了个屁,直觉得一股清气四散开来,满屋生香。衣服是香的,铺盖是香的,一切都像是被薰香熏过一样。正在诧异之时,突然,眼前呈现出的小柳树瘦弱的身影:“三哥,那豆儿的异香寄托着我的一片赤心。带着它去挣些银两吧!”那能做些什么呢?小三儿泪眼模糊地思索着。突然,想起那些富人家,常常要买来薰草薰衣裳,就去给他们的薰衣裳吧。几天之后,小三儿来到城里。鼓足勇气喊道:“香香屁儿,屁屁儿香,谁家要来薰衣裳。薰得臭,打我的肉,薰得香,金子银子给我一、二两。”叫声传遍大街小巷,一扇扇大门吱吱扭扭纷纷打开,大人小孩蜂拥而来,都想看个稀奇。有胆大者,真的把三儿叫到家里,打开了衣柜。三儿腰一撅屁股,一使劲,一阵香风如春风拂面,刹时布满了整个衣柜,洋溢在整个房间,比薰草还要香上一百倍。这家主人好个高兴,立即拿出一包金银。看热闹的那些人先是惊呆,稍倾,突然清醒过来,纷纷喊叫着:“我也薰,我也薰,价钱随你要。”你拉我拽,抢着要三儿去自己家。一天下来,小三儿竟挣了好几百两金银。

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